The Bar
Visited 1/3/2026 @ 4:30pm.
The Drink
Kalimotxo. Red wine, Coca Cola. $8.
Described by my bartender as "a poor man's sangria", a kalimotxo (pronounced "Kah-lee-moh-choh" and meaning "short and ugly" in Basque, as the menu helpfully directs) is a sweet and refreshing red wine and cola drink that reminds me of a slightly stronger shandy. It is a little curious to me that mildly-alcoholic European drinks like this aren't more popular here outside of a brunch context, alongside mimosas and sangrias and the like. No doubt there are deep-seated sociological explanations for why Mediterranean cultures invest so heavily in day-drinking solutions like this, which in the US get relegated to punchlines on
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but still, perhaps due to the somewhat goofy presentation with the colorful plastic straw, you could easily see yourself on a patio terrace gazing out over the
Bay of Biscay, absorbing the sounds of the surf and seagulls while sipping a few of these.
Rebujito. Manzanilla sherry, lemon-lime soda, lemon. $10.
Kalimotxo has an extremely generous happy hour (more on that below), so I practically couldn't afford not to get a second cocktail. A rebujito is a cocktail from Andalusia in southern Spain (so not near Basque country, but not without
its connections to the kalimotxo) which involves Manzanilla, a type of wine
which may or may not actually be a sherry. I joked about seaside day-drinking technology above, and the NYT has
exactly the same thoughts about the best way to use this wine, although I unfortunately did not pair it with any seafood. I briefly considered promoting this to the Official Drink of the Stop since it was quite good, but I decided not to upstage the titular cocktail of the restaurant.
The Crew
Notes
Kalimotxo replaced Vixen's Wedding in October 2024 after moving from its original location on Third Street, but I am only now just getting around to it. I always try to pour one out for the previous inhabitants of an address to honor the noble efforts of previous bar attempts, but while I will miss Vixen's Wedding's completely unique cuisine - just try and find another Goan restaurant in town - its successor is no less worthy. The interior did not seem too drastically different from its former occupant, although I admit that I only visited VW at night, so perhaps the vibes are quite different after the sun goes down. While I was here I chatted with some fellow patrons who were on a quest of their own to try out local happy hours, and Kalimotxo's was one of their favorites. Upon their recommendation I got the following:
- Kali burger, $10. Burger with caramelized onions and Mahón cheese.
- Patatas bravas. $5. Fried potatoes with garlic aioli and spicy paprika sauce.
They were absolutely spot-on: both dishes were excellent, and an absolute steal at the price. I can't speak to the rest of the menu, but a happy hour like this is a rare gem in this city these days, and it would be worth going here for the food alone.