#182: Lonesome Dove

The Bar

Lonesome Dove. 123 W 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 8/13/2022 @ 4:30pm.

The Drink

The Willie. Lonesome Dove's Stranahan's single barrel single malt cask strength whiskey, Dolin Rouge vermouth, Angostura bitters, cherrywood smoke. $19.

The Willie is essentially a fancy smoke-infused Manhattan, named thusly because "if you smoke anything in Austin, you have to name it after Willie Nelson". The ingredients are premium: Stranahan's is a well-regarded Denver-based distillery that the restaurant partnered with for the cocktail (though I got confused: the bartender said that Lonesome Dove partnered with Stranahan's for the specific whiskey used in this cocktail, but the bottle he used looked like their standard single malt; the cocktail menu says they use the Blue Peak whiskey, but that was clearly not what he used to make our drinks), Dolin Rogue is a venerable French spirit-maker, and Angostura is of course the OG bitters. However, what you are here for is the final ingredient, which puts the "craft" in "craft cocktail" - the drink is carefully assembled, some kindling from Texas black cherry wood is placed on a platter and set alight, then a glass bell jar is inverted above to let the wood burn itself out to infuse the drink with its flavor, whereupon it is literally handed to you on a silver platter. It's a great show.

I liked it, but... $19 is just too much for a cocktail. There are half price cocktails at happy hour, but I got conflicting info on exactly which days happy hour was on and exactly what drinks it covered, so if you're coming to Lonesome Dove specifically to try this drink, just assume you're forking over at least $20 no matter what. 

You can't argue with the presentation though: you can't possibly be upset at a drink that arrives on a silver platter wreathed in a nimbus of fragrant cherrywood vapor (no "smoke and mirrors" jokes please):

The Crew

Ashley, Cristy, Elijah, Ishani, Aaron.

Notes

Lonesome Dove takes the place of Italic, the Italian restaurant that was yet another unfortunate Covid casualty (incidentally, after Easy Tiger's split and then closure, this leaves 24 Diner as ELM Restaurant Group/WIP Hospitality's sole Sixth Street outpost). Quite obviously named as a homage to one of the all-time great Texas novels, Lonesome Dove is a "Western bistro" originally from Ft Worth which has been in Austin for several years a few blocks away on Colorado Street. I enjoyed what they did to the interior - in keeping with the Western/rustic/cowboy theme, stacks of the wood they use in their ovens and cocktails form an integral part of the décor (insert your own "spruced up" puns), along with antlers and other taxidermic accents. One of the cooler touches was a pair of the owner's guitars by the reception lounge that had been signed by a number of famous musicians. We decided to have dinner here, and it was fantastic, though pricey:

• Wild game fettine (cuts of rattlesnake sausage, wild boar, rabbit)
• Blue corn-lobster hushpuppies with smoked tomato butter
• Texas red chili
• Rack of elk, with crispy maitake, parsnip puree, broccolini, and candied blueberries
• Burnt carrots, with Texas honey, meyer lemon, goat cheese
• Roasted Texas mushrooms, with house vinegar and olive oil
• Mac & cheese, with orzo for macaroni and topped with fried artichoke hearts

You get the picture on the type of cuisine they specialize in, although my favorites were the hush puppies, the chili, and the mac and cheese. Overall this is absolutely not a place I would return to if it was on my own dime, but it would be a superb on a company credit card.

#181: Soho Lounge

The Bar

Soho Lounge. 217 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 2/11/22 @ 8:30pm.

The Drink

Green tea. Jameson whiskey, peach schnapps, simple syrup, lime. $9.

I've had a couple of green tea drinks so far on Sixth, but they've all been shots. Since I had just spent an hour drinking 32 oz of Blue motherfucker at Wild Greg's, I was not exactly looking forward to a shot, so I was glad for this more manageable sipping drink served in a reasonable 16 oz volume. This rendition dropped the sweet & sour, but lime + simple syrup was a reasonable facsimile. Of course, now that I had the chance to drink a full green tea cocktail, it became funnier to me that this drink was just invented by Jameson to sell more whiskey, given that green tea is famous for its alleged health benefits. What if we gave you a drink with all of the taste, but none of the antioxidants? What if all you were really interested in was the scent of health, without doing the real work to partake in its full flavor? No one is upset that a Flaming Dr Pepper has no Dr Pepper in it, but shouldn't a trace of the true self exist in an actual cocktail? Heavy questions for a light, refreshing drink. 

The Crew

Aaron.

Notes

I'm not sure exactly why, but this place took me like 5 tries to be able to visit successfully. Every time I would walk past this storefront in between the venerable Lit Lounge and the newer Gnar Bar, it wasn't open for patronage. Evidently it had had an ownership change in 2017 when I was doing the original crawl, and then a city-induced covid shutdown after that, which explained why I hadn't been able to swing by before, but it seemed harder than it should to grab a drink here now in the year 2022. Well that finally changed tonight, and when I finally entered, it was... fine, the typical backlit bar with a dimly lit dancefloor, the ideal generic blurry barhopping memory you'll end up backdating from bar tabs and group texts after a long night of Fireball rounds and singalong interludes. I was actually the only patron here for essentially my entire stay, although the owner/bartender told me that that was due to complex business conditions that I didn't really understand. To be honest, this seemed like the kind of bar that should be packed at all time. But far be it from me to tell a bar how to do its job. I was just glad to finally check off an elusive bar target before I went to the Agent Orange show, which turned out to be excellent. If you haven't listened to Agent Orange, you have to fix that posthaste. Everything Turns Grey!

#180: Wild Greg's Saloon

The Bar

Wild Greg's Saloon. 302 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 2/11/22 @ 7:30pm.

The Drink

Blue motherfucker. Vodka, gin, rum, blue curaçao, sweet & sour, triple sec, Sprite. $15.

Almost but not quite the same as an Adios, motherfucker!, the Blue motherfucker distinguishes itself by dropping the tequila and subbing in Sprite, though it maintains the all-important blue tinge that tells onlookers that you're not afraid to be drinking something that looks like antifreeze. The change in recipe means that all of you tequilaphobes can drink this up, secure in the knowledge that without that one deadly ingredient, your drink is now salubrious, invigorating, and hangover-free! Until, that is, you notice that you're still holding 32 oz of liquor drink that you've got to drain. While not quite the bargain that the $5.50 Adios, motherfucker! at Peckerheads was (still the gold standard for booze per buck), this drink does everything that you would want a quarter gallon of assorted alcohols to do. The keen-eyed among you might notice that the cup I'm holding (which I got to keep) says Minneapolis on it; the bartender said that this location is still new enough that they hadn't gotten their own merch yet, so just be patient if you refuse to drink out of a vessel with the name of another city on it for some reason.

The Crew

Aaron.

Notes

Wild Greg's is an outpost of Florida culture on Sixth Street, as ominous as that might sound, the chain having been formed in Pensacola back in 2015. It showed up in Austin about a year ago, replacing Terminal 6, which closed just before the pandemic started. Apparently the owner likes to set up shop in college towns, which I suppose Austin technically still qualifies as. Not that the actual bar is particularly college-oriented - it's a similar permanent concert venue as Terminal 6 was, with a little more emphasis on the bar instead of the venue side of things, though there was the obligatory solo guitarist playing away on the ground floor stage. I don't know exactly what tips the scale for a concert venue to become a bar or vice versa; presumably if the revenue from hosting occasional large shows outweighs the revenue from continuously being open for drinks, then you make the change, but who knows how the pandemic has scrambled the equation for the typical Sixth Street bar. I didn't notice a dramatic change from the Terminal 6 setup (much like the US has flyover country, Sixth Street definitely has flyover bars), but here's to a longer life than the old joint.

#179: Canje

The Bar

Canje. 1914 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702

Visited 2/4/2022 @ 9:30pm.

The Drink

Ti' Punch. 3 rums (El Dorado 8 year, Smith + Cross, Hamilton Jamaican pot still), vanilla, bitters, lime oil. $15.

We ordered some waiting cocktails so we would have something to sip while our table was prepared, but this was the drink recommended to me, so it's what I'll review. It's hard to improve on Canje's capsule summary of it on their Facebook page, so please allow me to briefly plagiarize: 

The Ti' Punch is the Old Fashioned of the Caribbean, and is the national drink of Martinique. We replace the rhum agricole made from sugarcane juice with three types of dark, aged rums made from molasses, creating a complex and balanced profile.

The first word in the name is the shortened form of "petite" in the French Creole language spoken in Martinique. The mixture of three different rums makes it impossible to taste any individual rum, like the philosophy of blended whiskey taken to the extreme, so while I am not sure I would use either "complex" or "balanced" as adjectives to describe the resulting "rum drink" product, I can tell you that it was sweet, strong, and tasty, though $15 is testing the limits of my willingness to pay, even for cocktails as good as this one. The other cocktails are similarly good, and similarly priced to match.

The Crew

Brent, Karen, Aaron, Neil, Kathryn.

Notes

Canje replaced unfortunate Covid casualty The Last Straw a few months ago, which itself replaced Chicon several years prior. I really liked the previous two establishments, but based purely on its own qualities, Canje is plenty good enough to soothe the pain of their absence. Austin is not exactly overflowing with Caribbean food, but the places we do have are generally quite good, and Canje is almost certainly the best of all of them. The Caribbean is an extremely culturally diverse region, reflecting the interaction of different native populations, the various colonial powers, and the immigrants (both voluntary and not) who later arrived, so you can find a little bit of just about anything at a good Caribbean place. Head Chef Tavel Bristol-Joseph is Guyanese, but much of the menu also reflects influences from other areas of the Caribbean, as well as the US and other countries. We tried just about everything on the menu, sharing family-style, and it was all wonderful (reflecting the Indian presence in the Caribbean, the Guyanese roti in particular was spectacular). I found myself comparing somewhat to Vixen's Wedding just a few blocks to the west, not merely because of the shared Indian connection, but in the dedication to a fusion cuisine, in the full sense of the term, as well as the great food and drinks at both places. If you're looking for a special occasion restaurant and want to check out some of the best Caribbean food in the city, look no further.

#178: Favorite Pizza

The Bar

Favorite Pizza. 801 W 6th St, Austin, TX 78703

Visited 1/31/22 @ 8pm.

The Drink

Genesee Cream Ale. $5.

I was incredibly happy to see this beer on draft here, on this second stop of my birthday night. My mom's whole side of the family is from Buffalo, and my grandfather consumed this beer by the case. I still remember him pulling can after green can out of the fridge. Brewed in Rochester, Genny Cream flows like water all throughout Western New York, but it's very rare that you see it in Texas, even in cans. Part of that is because it's not exactly a premium beer - as far as I know it's more of a downscale working-class beer, if that category makes sense - but even though it is less well-known than other Northeastern beers like the infamously right-wing Yuengling, which also recently arrived in Austin, this "smooth like a lager and crisp like an ale" beer makes up for its low profile with a smooth, crisp, slightly sweet taste that has earned it stout loyalty in regions lucky enough to have it.

The Crew

Aaron, Brent, Karen (not pictured), Mark (not pictured).

Notes

You might think that a name like Favorite Pizza was chosen as a cynical SEO optimization strategy, but no: it replaced Favorite Liquor & Wine in August, and the new owners, the inevitable MML, decided to pay the old place a nominative homage. This corner has undergone a large amount of turnover recently, with the replacement of Frank & Angie's by Taqueria Mucho's and Hut's Hamburgers by Sammie's Italian, but swapping out a liquor store for a pizza joint usually gives people a lot less heartburn than ousting a beloved restaurant in favor of a dangerously new experiment. Favorite Pizza is not particularly radical - an attempt to bring the laid-back ambience of the no-frills pizza parlor that you find tucked away every other block in the tri-state area to Austin. Perhaps the boldest choice here was to make it a Mets bar, given the team's well-known struggle to match the popularity of the other team in NYC. But there's nothing wrong with supporting the underdog, and that arguable decision only enhances the way it looks every inch the unpretentious by-the-slice joint that you'll find the Northeast. More importantly, I can fully vouch for their pizza - big thin floppy foldable New York slices with both basic and also more exotic toppings that would fit in nicely to whatever Home Slice/Little Deli rotation you might have going on. I wouldn't say it's my favorite pizza joint just yet, but I am glad that this sort of low-key Long Island neighborhood aesthetic exists on Sixth Street.

#177: Velvet Taco

The Bar

Velvet Taco. 522 Congress Ave Suite 100, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 1/30/22 @ 7pm.

The Drink

Kickass margarita. Lunazul blanco tequila, orange liqueur, agave nectar, lime juice. $10.50.

A chain fast food taco joint is naturally not going to have an overflowing menu of drink choices, but sometimes a few good options are all you need to go with your chips and queso. Velvet Taco only offers a Paloma and Ranch Water in addition to this margarita, but it was solidly respectable: Lunazul is a good tequila, and I appreciated that they didn't cheap out with some off-brand margarita mix to go with it. I also appreciated that the bartender/cashier picked on the rocks instead of frozen, which as you are all already aware of is the superior way to drink just about any cocktail. This drink from an out-of-town Dallas chain almost certainly won't ever become as locally beloved as, say, a Trudy's Mexican martini, but it was my birthday, as it happens, and this drink at the first stop of the night brought back pleasant memories of drinking lots of margaritas at Taco Cabana (itself a San Antonio chain) on Sundays evenings with friends in college, and that's plenty good enough for me. 

The Crew

Aaron, Brent.

Notes

I did some mild panicking when I first learned that there had been a booze-serving Velvet Taco on Sixth Street for several years. I had been to the one at the Domain, but how had I missed this one on my initial crawl? But no, this outpost on Sixth Street arrived in 2019, so I was free to enjoy it at my own pace. Velvet Taco originated in Dallas in 2011 as a sort of rough equivalent to Torchy's, meaning more premium (some might say premium mediocre) tacos with offbeat ingredients, aimed at a slightly more upscale audience than your average Taco C. They've recently been sold to a private equity company, which is rarely a positive sign, so time will tell if their expansion through the double digits results in the same drop in reputation that Torchy's has suffered. Personally I have found their tacos just fine, particularly the chicken tikka masala and the Cuban, but today I wasn't there to eat, just to sample their drinks, so we sat there and discussed the woeful Chiefs-Bengals game from last night before departing for happier vibes.

#176: Simi Estiatorio

The Bar

Simi Estiatorio. 106 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 11/19/21 @ 5pm.

UPDATE: Simi Estiatorio has closed.

The Drink

Spicy Dynamite. Del Maguey mezcal, sour, cucumber, lime, jalapeño, Hawaiian salt. $17.

I appreciate when the bartender listens politely to my "what drink best represents the bar?" spiel, reads my mind, and picks the drink I was wanting anyway. I will never turn down a spicy cocktail to lead off the night, and one with mezcal is even better. I've had Del Maguey mezcal a few times before, so I was pleased to see it again here in the form of a spicy sour. I was intrigued by the "Hawaiian salt" on the ingredients list, so I asked about it: amusingly, much like Hawaiian pizza was created by a Greek-Canadian and has nothing to do with Hawaii, the Hawaiian salt this Greek restaurant uses is also completely unrelated to the islands, consisting merely of garlic, oregano, paprika, dill, and salt & pepper. You don't see oregano in a cocktail context very often, but it's not nearly as controversial as putting ham and pineapple together on pizza, that's for sure.

I also had their Signature Old-Fashioned, and it was excellent. If I wasn't so determined to stick to bartender's recommendations for this project, I would happily suggest it instead.

The Crew

Karen, Aaron.

Notes

Simi Estiatorio (Simi as in the Dodecanese island, Estiatorio as in the Greek word for fancy restaurant), officially stole the crown of "first Sixth Street bar east of Congress" from the Driskill in May of this year, but it took me a minute to get around to trying it. Ensconced in the ground floor of the Littlefield Building, Austin's very first skyscraper, it's a very nice place, with an elegant interior and good view of the street, though as you can see we sat at the bar in blissful ignorance of any and all passersby. Neat white booths, clean wood accents, interesting lighting, an exclusive-looking upper floor - it feels almost like one of those old-school famous hotel restaurants, like Delmonico's, back when they were centers of innovation for both food and drink (the owner is from New York, so that connection makes sense). And on that score the establishment definitely lives up to its name, serving a ton of upscale seafood and Mediterranean dishes, with plenty of focus on specific Greek dishes. We went to town on their appetizers, having "the spreads" (pita with tzatziki and hummus), garlic oregano fries, crab cakes, and loukoumades for dessert. It was all really good, particularly the hummus and crab cakes. We didn't order any of the whole fish that they advertised heavily, but I feel certain that we would have enjoyed it if we were in the mood to spend $60 on snapper or whatever. Actual Greek food in Austin is tough to come by, so you take what you can get.

175: Sammie's Italian

The Bar

Sammie's Italian. 807 W 6th St, Austin, TX 78703

Visited 7/2/2021 @ 8:30pm.

The Drink

Sammie's martini. Hayman's gin, Noilly Prat dry vermouth, citrus oil, Maldon sea salt tincture, olive, orange peel. $16.

For such a simple drink, martinis present an unusually large number of options for drinkers to have strong opinions about: gin vs vodka, dry vs sweet vermouth, olive vs no olive, martini glass vs something less stupidly inconvenient to drink out of, etc. Sammie's made it easy for me by picking correctly on every option (with the exception of the martini glass, but oh well), using top-shelf ingredients and the level of care you would expect for $16. I hadn't had Hayman's gin before, but it had excellent botanicals, and likewise Noilly Prat was a great dry vermouth that backed up the gin well. I wasn't familiar with Maldon salt before - evidently it's a particularly sought-after brand of sea salt used by highfalutin chefs everywhere - but Sammie's makes a tincture out of it in order to make the martini just the right amount of salty. Three of these would put you on the floor, like a Dean Martin tribute act.

The Crew

Aaron, Karen.

Notes

It would be unfair to spend too much time in this review lamenting an institution as beloved as Hut's Hamburgers, which used to occupy this space, so I will try to be as fair as possible. Its replacement Sammie's is another outpost of the now-ubiquitous MML empire that brings an upscale version of the classic neighborhood Italian restaurant you find in the northeast to Austin, which is not exactly known for the quantity or quality of its Italian food. Those who were used to the old interior will be in for a shock - completely gone are the wall-to-wall pennants, flags, helmets, and other sports paraphernalia. Instead it looks almost exactly like Home Slice North, with a classed-up spread of linen tablecloths and tasteful decorations, along with the expected amount of Frank Sinatra-type music and faded photographs of old Italian-ish people adorning the walls in order to trick your brain into thinking it's an "authentic" Italian joint. In an unsubtle visual metaphor that might have some people muttering unhappily about "old Austin", the clientele was similarly more dressed-up on this Friday night than the sweatpants-and-sports-apparel-clad crowds at the old joint were. 

However, the food at Sammie's was spectacular, from the focaccia bread and Italian salad to the chicken parmigiana, which was one of the best I've ever had, and the lemon cannoli was an excellent dessert. It reminded me of old-school Italian joints like Chef's in Buffalo, NY, though of course being an MML property it is a different kind of restaurant than neighborhood institutions like that, or its predecessor. But on its own terms it fits comfortably into the nice date night tier, and you have to admit that Sixth Street doesn't have nearly as many of those as it does, say, shot bars. Replacing a legend is always difficult, and you could do far worse than Sammie's Italian has done in terms of delivering a solid meal, though I will of course miss two-for-one burger Wednesdays. Sammie's could easily bribe its way into my heart with two-for-one tiramisu Tuesdays. Ceniamo!

#174: Bull & Bowl

The Bar

Bull & Bowl. 501 W 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 3/8/21 @ 10pm.

The Drink

King Pin Kicker. Mango & habanero infused Lunazul tequila, Aperol, agave syrup, lime, orange, chile arbol, Tajín. $12.

Gotta love those spicy tequila drinks. This is effectively a paloma, or more precisely its cousin the cantarito, with Aperol subbed in for the standard grapefruit juice. The idea behind these drinks is that you have some lightness and sweetness (and bitterness) to balance out the booziness of the tequila, and some additional spiciness doesn't hurt either. Lunazul is a solid middling tequila of the kind that infusion can drastically improve, so the mango and habanero in it were a great match for the syrup, citrus, and dried chile on top. Definitely recommended if you like palomas and other similar cocktails.

The Crew

Davis, Aaron.

Notes

Bull & Bowl has not been open very long at all, barely a month. It sits on top of the same building as TenTen. Interestingly, the building was supposed to have been developed as the new location of the sadly shuttered Goodnight, much like Unbarlievable down the street, until the vagaries of the Austin commercial real estate market led to its current development. Bull & Bowl is a similar concept, but as their website brags, they have "the first restaurant, duckpin bowling alley, bar, and mechanical bull venue ever established", and you know what, I'll bet that they're right about that. Duckpin is a close cousin of the more familiar type of bowling that we all remember from The Big Lebowski, although it is evidently dying out in part because it's more difficult than regular bowling. We didn't try duckpin on our visit, but it probably wouldn't have helped our concentration that there is a big mechanical bull in the dead center of the floor. As an entrant into the "boozy afterwork gaming hub" market along with Punch Bowl Social down the street and others, Bull & Bowl is solid.

#173: Thirsty's

The Bar

Thirsty's. 325 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 1/30/21 @ 10:30pm.

The Drink

Kickass margarita. Tequila. $30.

I am not going to rehash my numerous litanies against these oversized novelty frozen cocktails again - by now you are all too familiar with my belief that these monstrosities are generally overpriced, under-boozed, hard to drink, impossible to enjoy, and so on. This rendition did nothing to change my opinion. I was all but begging the bartender to pick something other than this inverted cone of frozen woe as the drink that "best represented the bar", but they persisted, and I suppose that in the end it was the correct pick. We sat at our table chugging away at our trough of sorrow until we couldn't stomach another drop and we departed. It's a common trope for unwary travelers to get stuck in quicksand, but imagine if you had to drink the quicksand. 

The Crew

Aaron, Karen, Mark.

Notes

Much like with Moose Bar, I was confused by yet another semi-rebranding of a bar. I did some sleuthing and discovered that both Thirsty's and Moose Bar renamed themselves in mid-2019. This seemed uncoincidental, and so I was not surprised to find that they are both owned by the same company Twin Bar Management. I learned this fact thanks to the unhappy discovery of an unpaid wage lawsuit brought by their employees about 2 months before the name change occurred, so keep that in mind when you're deciding what bars to hit up. 

Quite what the company is thinking I am not sure, but as with Moose Bar, both the old name The Thirsty Nickel and the new name Thirsty's compete for mind share in terms of branded items in the interior, with merch both updated and not scattered about haphazardly. I say mind share, but only weirdos like me would even notice anything had changed - since the new joint still has the same layout, lighting, beer pong, etc, most patrons there on a busy Saturday night were perfectly content to, like us, slurp on their tubs of woe and listen to the really loud house music until, like us, they just couldn't take it anymore. Visiting on a Saturday is always different than visiting on, say, a Wednesday, but a bar where you can't hear yourself think is a bad time no matter what day of the week.

#172: Moose Bar

The Bar

Moose Bar. 406 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 1/30/21 @ 10pm.

The Drink

Deep Eddy. Deep Eddy lemon & cranberry vodka, soda, Sprite. $8.25.

Over the course of this project I have consistently praised Deep Eddy many times for its excellent flavored vodkas, and I will do so again here. Cranberry and lemon are not common flavors to mix, but to be honest you could probably pull the childhood suicide drink game with all seven Deep Eddy flavors and still come away with something drinkable. I am not sure why the bar was so uncreative with what they called it, but I have to admit that it might be the single most honest name I've encountered yet. Perhaps the ultimate first round "something to sip on while I ponder what I actually want" cocktail you could find, although we didn't stay for more.

The Crew

Mark, Karen, Aaron.

Notes

This was a really tricky one for me. As we were walking along Sixth away from Mala Vida intending to hit up Soho Lounge, I noticed that Mooseknuckle had changed their sign to Moose Bar. It was a crowded Saturday night, but I stopped dead in my tracks right there and asked the door guy if this was really a different bar. He said yes (as if he would have said no and lost potential customers), so we went in, expecting to see a rebranded establishment. There was still a ton of Mooseknuckle stuff adorning the walls (and, as I discovered while googling on my phone, the old website, Instagram, etc are all still up), but there was enough new Moose Bar paraphernalia to assuage my doubts. The interior of the ground floor bar (we didn't check out the other two) remains eerily similar to how Mooseknuckle had it, so perhaps the bar has merely pivoted away from the unsavory crassness of the old name to something a little less unpalatable, if less memorable.

Postscript: I checked and the credit card receipt was updated with the new name, so it does count as a new bar. Apparently the bar rebranded in the middle of 2019, perhaps due to an unpaid wage lawsuit brought by their employees, so keep that in mind when deciding on your next bar stop.

#171: Mala Vida

The Bar

Mala Vida. 708 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 1/30/21 @ 9:30pm.

The Drink

Balleta shot. Tequila, watermelon, pineapple, cranberry, Tajín. $5.

"Balleta" means "ballet", which fits in with the other dance-themed drinks that Mala Vida has on special. I did not catch the exact brand of tequila that was used, but it was a decent pour, especially for only $5. Reasonable prices for shots are rare on Sixth these days, especially for ones that taste as good as these - just the right blend of fruit flavors to cover up the unmistakable taste of well tequila, and some Tajín at the end for flavor. You can't ask for a more solid shot than this.

The Crew

Karen, Mark, Aaron.

Notes

Tonight was my birthday and this was the first stop. One of the unhappy aspects of Sixth Street that usually doesn't come up on this blog is the violence. I don't intentionally minimize it, but for me it really doesn't usually ever come up - whether due to luck or drinking patterns, I can go many visits without ever having to think about anything more pressing than what the next round will be. However, Mala Vida vividly reminded me of the darker side of Austin's main entertainment street via the incredibly thorough patdowns that the security guy gave us on entry. Mala Vida replaced The Gatsby sometime back in 2018 (RIP); I don't know if there was some sort of incident here that prompted them to do mandatory weapons searches, but any kind of screening at the door is enough to give off bad vibes for someone who just wants a stiff drink and good times. 

Unlike The Gatsby, which was your generic general purpose bar that had typical Sixth bands play, Mala Vida is much more focused on the music venue portion, specifically contemporary Mexican dance music, which is a whole other world from your average country/blues-focused bar band. I have talked a bunch before about how great it is that Austin has room for all genres of live music, but unfortunately they had the music in the bar area blasting WAY too loud to be comfortable. Even worse, there was a $25 charge to go out back on the patio where the DJ was actually spinning. Faced with incipient deafness and wanting a better birthday scene, we downed our drinks and beat a hasty retreat for quieter and more relaxed bars. 

#170: Low Down Lounge

The Bar

Low Down Lounge. 1412 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702

Visited 1/6/21 @ 5:30pm.

The Drink

Tropical Depression. Goslings dark rum, passionfruit, lemon, sadness. $9.

An obvious riff on the infamous hurricane cocktail, this drink drops one of the rums and adds the ingredient "sadness". Thankfully the sadness did not affect the taste, which was great. Passion fruit is not a common ingredient for some reason, but it should be - it has an excellent and unique sweet/tart flavor that's different enough from other fruit flavors that it should be a bigger part of the cocktail repertoire. I had thought that it was native to Asia, given its use in Southeast Asian dishes, but as it happens the fruit is actually originally native to Brazil. Sadness on the other hand seems to be endemic everywhere, but a few of these cocktails should take care of that, at least temporarily. 

We stayed here for more rounds discussing the late unpleasantness, and I can vouch that their other craft cocktails are also fantastic.

The Crew

Adrienne, Hans, Aaron.

Notes

Low Down Lounge replaced The Brixton in March, which is unfortunate because I quite liked the former establishment. It's always a drag when you discover that a bar you liked has closed, but one thing this project has taught me is that change is a part of life, and all you can do is cherish the memories of the old place while still trying to give the new place a chance. Low Down makes the transition easy by largely retaining the interior of the old place and adding a neat red-orange-yellow striped color scheme that reminds me of the Houston Astros-themed color palette that 8th Wonder Brewery uses, as well as maintaining a similar laid-back ambience. It makes sense that the new place would would be likeable, as the new owners also own the similarly good Sixth Street bars Shangri-La, The Liberty, and The Grackle, all of which I enjoyed. This early in the evening there were not too many people around, but the bartender had some cheerful banter with the other patrons, which is always a good sign. Next to quick service and low prices, a strong rapport with regulars is one of the best signs that a bar is going to be around for a while to come. 

#169: The Venue

The Bar

The Venue. 516 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 12/12/20 @ 11:30pm.

UPDATE: The Venue has closed.

The Drink

Peach cocktail. Deep Eddy peach vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, pineapple juice. $8.

This was sort of a cross between a Fuzzy Navel and a Sex on the Beach. Peach is one of Deep Eddy's newer vodka flavors. I am a BIG fan of their lemon vodka, though the lime flavor is also excellent if I'm wanting something less sweet and more tart. You might think that peach vodka + peach Schnapps would be too much, but it was not at all. Back in college I had one of those awful night where all we had to drink was peach schnapps, but it did not lead me to hate the drink the way that the infamous tequila nights did for so many. The more peach the better! Thus this drink, which lives up to its name perfectly.

The Crew

Aaron.

Notes

The Venue ATX replaced Clearport quite a while ago, but I didn't really notice because Clearport was essentially a concert venue that you could walk up to and drink at on off-nights, so it wouldn't really be part of a normal person's drinking rotation even though it did fulfill the function of a regular bar. Sadly tonight was not an off night, and I had the choice of either paying a $15 cover for the Rob Knowledge EDM show that was going on or walking away and trying again on a night without a show. Well never let it be said that I don't suffer for my audience, so I opened my wallet and went in (also, they are only open 2 or 3 days a week due to the whole "being a concert venue" thing and I didn't want to have to figure out the logistics of timing my return right then and there). 

The physical layout of the venue (ha) is essentially identical to how Clearport had it, with upper catwalks overlooking the concert stage and dance floors, so I didn't have much recon to do. Instead I just sat and grooved to the music while I drank my cocktail and people-watched. In high school I listened to a lot of trance/electronica and went to a decent number of raves, and I find the evolution into EDM culture to be pretty interesting, both in how the music has evolved (or not) and in how its greater popularity has pulled in a different crowd than was there when I was a teenager. There's plenty of literature on the sociological aspects of techno out there, likewise the economics, but I like that Austin's live music scene has room for everything.

#168: Bijou Lounge

The Bar

Bijou Lounge. 415 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78701

Visited 12/12/20 @ 11pm.

UPDATE: Bijou lounge has closed.

The Drink

Green tea shot. Jameson whiskey, peach schnapps, Sprite, sweet & sour. $8.

In much the same way that the Flaming Dr Pepper shot contains no actual Dr Pepper, the green tea shot has no green tea in it at all but contrives to synthesize that flavor by the interaction of the actual ingredients. This was the third time I had been served this shot, after Lux and Voodoo Room, and I was curious why all of the renditions contained Jameson whiskey - it turns out that the shot was supposedly invented by Jameson themselves, no doubt trying to help you out by providing you more ways to drink your Jameson. This contained exactly the same ingredients as the other renditions so it tasted exactly the same: namely, like a refreshing dose of green tea that's alcoholic for some reason. Not a bad drink for a whiskey company!

The Crew

Aaron.

Notes

Bijou Lounge quietly replaced Big Bang, one of the chain of TV show-themed bars on this stretch of the street, back in August of last year. In fact, the replacement was so quiet that I only noticed that the bar had changed after the new joint had been open for over a year. I don't know what the deal is there, but the new location struck me as being almost indistinguishable from the old. That might be due to the cramped layout it inherited from its ancestor - there's only so much you can do with a long floor that's essentially the width of a lane of highway - so instead of trying to suss out the minor altered details I will just remark that it was a perfectly fine dance club bar. Even though I myself hardly ever go to those bars by choice because they're inevitably way too loud, I try not to dock them points just for being what they are, which is a very popular way to drink, dance, and look hot to other people, your hearing be damned. For some reason there were not too many people when I was there, so the DJ was merciful on us and was playing at less than maximum Disaster Area volume. Not bad for what it is!